K.Rob.

"My little sushi taco." "Let's go get our nips pierced." "Scoot over ricecake." "In and around your mouth." No these are not quotes from Steven Spielberg, Albert Einstein, or whoever a normal person would quote. These are all from a girl that most of you will not know of - K.Rob. The amount of times I can count how many times this one-of-a-kind person refers to "penis" or "p***y" I would be able to officially name myself as a multi-billionaire. However, I do love her mind. To be able to jump from one topic, whether it'd be going to the mall to buy clothes - to her that would translate to "you want to go to the mall to get dildos???!" Don't be feared now, she's not crazy, she's just not like anyone you would be able to duplicate.
She is someone to hold onto however, helping me with my hypochondriac needs to making sure I wear my knee brace. What would I do without a person reminding me of things that I need to do. No you can not have her, I know most of you will be asking that, I mean why wouldn't you, in fact, the minute you read nips pierced you should have just jumped out of your seat frantically finding out who this mysterious yet wacky K.Rob. is.
I believe anyone could name a list of all of the things I do not like. However what would make her different from any of those people, she is one of the few that will not hate me for disliking g**g**s. (: But that is okay, because I do not judge her for turning each and every situation into a sexual remark, bruises on my leg? Common solution is obviously I have a molester that creeps into my room at night. Oh how could you not love her for her clever and should be obvious explanations for everything. Her hearing should be blamed though, since that is the only reason dicks and penises are involved in everything. We all just want to store our bread and eat our honey obviously.